| found this and pretty much sums up my thoughts on x-men movies.
X-Men - You meet a woman in a bar. Fucking Hell, she is hot! You strike
up a conversation and, after a while, things seem to be going well. It
could still go either way, but you've got a good feeling.
X2: X-Men United - She's totally in your hands, dude. She's begging to
go back to your place and do things that would make a porn star blush.
You immediately head on over to your humble abode. This is it! How
could such a good, sure thing possibly go wrong?
X-Men: The Last Stand - You both quickly undress and the foreplay's
going heavy. You position yourselves for the main event. You roll over
to grab a condom out of your nightstand drawer then BLAM! It hits! A
sudden sharp pain to the base of your neck, hard enough to knock you to
the floor. Your vision's going blurry, but you can still see enough to
notice her beautiful, naked form hop out of bed and drop a small
unnoticed crowbar to the ground. She's frantically running around the
room, stuffing anything of value into a large canvas sack that she
smuggled in inside her purse. She then gets dressed and leaves, as if
nothing happened. You find yourself thinking, "sure, I got to see
fleeting glimpses of one of the hottest women I've ever seen nude, but
now I'm laying here, bleeding to death." You simply lay there, unable
to move, wishing for any chance to go back to just before you prepared
for a night of steamy debauchery and undo it all, despite the few good
moments, as you slip into the black unknown.
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| alright come on. someone out there other than myself has to be
watching lost, and i need to have a discussion now that season 2 is
over.
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| http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/nword.html
the guy just digs himself into a deeper hole with everything he says.
"can i borrow a pencil....?"
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| i'm gonna admit it......i'm addicted to the oc....you may start the insults now
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